Mick Jacker and Kurt’s Artois (Episode 73)
The PiPers are back again! For now! Kurt never took Driver’s Ed, Dustin is apartment hunting, Evan keeps on drinking, and Jason does a bad British accent. Plus, Ash calls in, show and tell, the news, and more!
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Lost Episode Number 5
Recorded before Dustin takes his big trip to London then lost in the couch cushions. See what Dustin had planned and what he failed at. Plus, the return of “What’s Wrong With Your Life?” (This was recorded without the mixing board so pardon different than normal sound.)
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Decisive Bears and Dickens’ Cider (Episode 72)
The PiPers return! Dustin backpacks through London, Evan has big news, Kurt drives a motor scooter,and Wiz donates hate to the British Museum. This episode sponsored by Cliff Bars!
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Mopeds and Tow Truck Driver Ideas (Episode 71)
The PiPers talk automotive ownership. Dustin learns two million dollar ideas, Kurt is on a Roman Holiday, and Evan knows about balking at a graduate level.
Note: We didn’t use the mixing board on this episode so the sound is a little different.
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Returnment Camp and Snarfing the Polyosis Test (Episode 69)
Kurt wants everyone to kiss under a clocktower, Wiz joins a gym, Evan gets his braces tightened, and Dustin is on supplemental income.
This was cut from the Davinci Code
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The PiPers are positive. Evan prays for ill will on people, Kurt wants Charlie Sheen to go to prison, and Dustin misses 100% of the stars he doesn’t reach for.
Don’t forget to see our C2E2 Dance Party video.
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Dinosaur Science and Dan Telfer (Episode 67)
The PiPers are schooled by Dan Telfer. They learn about dinosaurs, the seedy underground of Chicago stand-up, and talk stage combat!
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Little Portugal and the Anti-Pygmalion (Episode 66)
The PiPers reresolve. Kurt takes a Cash Cab to Mexico, Evan cooks Chinese food that nearly kills Milkshake, Wiz is tired of leaking, and Dustin may or may not be your husband.
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Weatherize and the Braffle House (Episode 65)
The PiPers visit heaven. Kurt is questioned by lesbians, Dustin learns how to caulk, and Evan gets on another mailing list. Plus, Wiz’s inventions!
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Happy Holidays from Playing in Peoria
Hey Everybody,
Welcome to Playing in Peoria’s Holiday letter. I’m Dustin and I am wishing you Happy Holidays on behalf of Kurt (hey-o!), Evan (hi.), and Vimal (Konichiwa!). It sure has been a big year in the PiP universe. We made lots of new friends, posted a few episodes and added one wife, one baby and two sugar gliders to our ever-expanding family.
As I write this I’m at the kitchen table, cup of warm End of the Cereal Milk in Hand™, wrapped in a Shuggie™, and Milkshake resting comfortably on my feet. There were ups and downs for all of the PiPers this year. Myself, I lost a great deal of money when Evan convinced me to invest my 401k fund in Blockbuster™. He said they were due. I found it was easy go, easy come shortly thereafter when I began syndicating my newspaper strip Platytudes™ (They’re platypuses with attitudes! One’s sarcastic. One’s sardonic. But the slice of life they serve up is almost too rich to handle!) Using that little bit of extra cash, I decided to make contributions in each of our listeners name to the Dolph Lundgren Syndrome Fund to help further do research into what Syndrome is and how we can prevent/educate/vaccinate/cure/use it as biological warfare.
It was a hectic year for America’s Favorite PiPer*, Evan. He spent the better part of it trying to illegally sell a child on the black market. He knew he could get a good deal on it because it was white. He decided to take the money he made on the baby and buy a jet ski. He used it once and now it sits in the garage. Evan has continued his charity work teaching hobos to tie neckties and teaching drug users fiscal responsibility. Along with all of his work he also keeps busy with the lawsuits he is involved in with other PiPers. On advice from his attorney he is not allowed to discuss them at the moment, but Dustin knows what he did!
Kurt spent his year honing his craft as a trip-hop-tap-dance artist. No one could have predicted the meteoric rise of this enfant terrible, but his limitless enthusiasm and reckless disregard for rule, tempo and quality have made him a dynamic dancehall darling. The year started off on a high note for him as he trip-tapped his way to a second-place finish at his first House Music Free-Form Dance and Trance Invitational. At the award ceremony, he also took home the Housie for Best New Artist, Trip-Hop Tap, Jazz, Swing, Sway and Step category™. The year was chock-a-block with successes for Kurt, but many have overlooked this fact in light of the tragic death of his manager, Brite Skeezy. By now, many of you have heard about the trumped-up charges and completely false accusations that have dogged Kurt these past few months, but we stand behind him and refuse to believe the media hype. Let this holiday letter be our strong show of support for Kurt as he battles these charges and continues his conversion to Islam.
It’s been quite an inventive year for the Wiz (the only non-white, non-Judeo Christian not quite ready for prime time PiPers). Not only has he gone on to patent and sell over 15 Text Gloves™, but he’s also gotten the ball rolling on this Piss Light™, End of the Cereal Milk™ and my theory that people no longer eat lunch. Have no fret folks, he’s got some more stuff up his sleeve including an twist on the oldest profession known to man. In addition to these brilliant inventions the Wiz has been engaged in very productive business meetings with Dustin to open a ice cream parlor called Inside Scoop® which offers private investigation and a scoop of butter pecan. The Wiz has also been writing his memoir, Do Ask, I’ll Tell: The Story of Wiz (In Stores Feb. 18th) Happy Holidays Y’all, HYAH!
When we last heard from Sam, he along with his robot and his mountain goat Bernice were hiking up the Himalayas searching for that ever elusive abominable snowman. Come back safe, buddy!
We hope that your year has been as wonderful and full of excitement as all of ours. Have a safe and happy holiday and thank you for continuing to support our podcast. From this year’s Playing in Peoria Holiday letter, I’m Dustin, that’s Kurt, that’s Evan and that’s Vimal.
You Guys Be Careful Out There,
Vimal, Kurt, Dustin, and Evan of Playing in Peoria wish you Happy Holidays
Playing in Peoria.
* Evan is not America’s Favorite PiPer.
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